The future is already upon us people. Take a look at
($69.00). This is a vibrator that is powered by your iphone/ipod and happens to detect the beat of your music and well, vibrates accordingly. Now you can take the Wilson-Phillips song and turn it into more than a tear jerker. Amazing, and completely hilarious for Anti-Valentine Gifts.
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Don't Drink & Dial Flip-Flops

Heels and drinking are never a good combination. The
flip flops ($10) are a much better option.
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Voodoo Doll

This 9" tall, stuffed cloth
Voodoo Doll ($7.39) is endorsed by a couple of witch doctors and a guy named Doug. Use it to reward nice people by sticking a white pin in the "Win Lottery" area, or punish those who have forsaken you with a black pin in the "Migraine" area. Good for those awful ex boyfriends or girlfriends.
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Did U Fart Anti Valentine Classic Thong

Whether you're being eaten alive by angst, or you simply want to show your inner drama queen, this tragic graphic is for you. Perfect for drama and theater buffs!
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Moshi Girlfriend Pillow

The
girlfriend pillow ($16.95) is a very comfortable pillow that imitates women contour. If you can't sleep without a girlfriend unless you have some breast to support your head, this is the right pillow for you.
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Cold Hearted Bitch

Love can certainly turn you into one. Or alternatively, tell the ex-object of your affection how you really feel about her on Valentine's Day! The phrase Cold Hearted Bitch is hand stamped on 3/4" sterling silver hearts.
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The Ex Unique Knife Set

It's a wicked cool design for a knife holder and certainly a lot more edgy than the standard old block of wood.
The Ex Knife Set ($99.89) is the perfect gift for your friend who just got single!
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USB Humping Dog

Simply the best-selling gag gift on the market. WARNING: Only give this to someone with a sense of humor. The
USB Humping Dog ($9.95) is available in Doberman, Husky, Boxer, and Beagle for $9.95. Hey, at least someone will get laid on Valentine's day.
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